whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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