Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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