We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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