You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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