Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
