Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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