Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
