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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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