No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
