It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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