It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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