I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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