OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I CAN MOONWALK!
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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