you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I love you. Go after that dick
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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