I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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