haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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