Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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