Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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