i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
this will be a night to untag.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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