You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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