we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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