Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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