C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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