nutella sex= disaster
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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