so that wasnt chicken after all
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
At least life still wants to fuck me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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