So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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