The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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