week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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