Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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