u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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