I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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