Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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