Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
My vagina is officially offended.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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