like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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