I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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