If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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