i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
The ass gains better be worth it
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