Having a random hookup so left but love u
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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