I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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