Little spoons don't ask big questions
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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