Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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