We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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