thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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