He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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