my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Randomize
