Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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