I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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