She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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