The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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