just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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