Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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