All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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