As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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