Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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