I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
