We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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