I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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