is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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