You can't special order awesome
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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