Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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